A Dissertation On Jessica Simpson

Yes, I had to Google how to spell Dissertation.

I have previously told you how I love celebrity knowledge. Since being pregnant, this has not changed at all, but I have found myself following the preggo celebrities a little closer.

* Fun Fact- Kourtney Kardashian and I may have our child on the same day.

Back to Jessica Simpson.

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I have never been a huge fan of Jessica Simpson, mainly because I think she is smarter than she lets on. That’s not hard to do, because she acts like she is really dumb.

She may be an air head but she is a business woman. A successful business women at that. She has a billion dollar fashion line, a reality tv show, a failed reality tv show that launched her into the A list category ( this is where the world found out she was an air head), and a spattering of movies and singles.

What has led me to post about Jessica is her pregnancy.

I think I like her more now that she is pregnant.

I like that she has gained 40+ pounds.

I like that she knows she is huge.

I like that she has a sweet deal with Weight Watchers to get the baby fat off…this goes back to being a smart business woman.

I like that she says  RIDICULOUS things about being pregnant:

  • “There is only one, there is only one girl. But I did get knocked up by a baller…. That’s what I get, he’s like 6’4″.”
  • “I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.”
  • “I was just like, ‘Why do I feel guilty about going to have cocktails with my friends? Maybe I should just pee on a stick!'”
  • The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!”
  • “I had a dream that she put her foot through my belly button and I was playing this little piggy went to the market just with her toes, just her foot was sticking out of my belly button and it was completely normal!”


So funny.


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